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Hypothetical: how do you think Saban would fair in a zombie apocalypse?
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:57 pm
Would he go full Governor mode?
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Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:58 pm to Lacour
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:58 pm to Lacour
He'd hide out in the Little Debbie factory.
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:58 pm to Lacour
Face it, Saban could probably survive on a deserted island with no food while he had cancer. 
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:59 pm to diddydirtyAubie
He'd suck cock?
So he'd be a sex slave?
Posted on 3/27/13 at 8:59 pm to Lacour
Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory is zombie proof. He'll be fine.
This post was edited on 3/27/13 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:00 pm to Lacour
Strong to very strong
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:00 pm to Lacour
:noonecaresboard:
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:06 pm to Lacour
Zombies are allergic to antler spray. He'll be fine.
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:10 pm to PrivatePublic
3 Mythical Zombie Championships in 4 years 
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:14 pm to Lacour
He would make them quit
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:15 pm to dkreller
What is with everyone's fascination with zombies these days?
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:15 pm to Lacour
All depends on his cardio. Zombie Apocalypse survival depends on:
1. Cardio
2. Willingness to do what needs to be done (I be he has that.)
3. Access to safe locations, weapons.
4. Population density/demographics. If most of the people who are going to be zombies look like this, he'll have a good shot of evading/eluding them.
1. Cardio
2. Willingness to do what needs to be done (I be he has that.)
3. Access to safe locations, weapons.
4. Population density/demographics. If most of the people who are going to be zombies look like this, he'll have a good shot of evading/eluding them.
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:15 pm to BradPitt
Preparation is key
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:16 pm to BradPitt
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Posted by BradPitt What is with everyone's fascination with zombies these days?
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Brad Pitt
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:19 pm to Lacour
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:44 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
Its all about the process...
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:50 pm to CockInYourEar
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If most of the people who are going to be zombies look like this, he'll have a good shot of evading/eluding them.
They will be some of the hungrier zombies and this one seems to be able to take flight.
Zombies staaaaaakkt
Saban fuuuuuukkt
Posted on 3/27/13 at 9:55 pm to Lacour
Probably pretty well. He'd evaluate the zombies and put all the best ones at the jack linebacker position.
I hear he's a great evaluator of zombie talent.
I hear he's a great evaluator of zombie talent.
Posted on 3/27/13 at 10:12 pm to Evolved Simian
Zombies would be to busy complaining to the refs about holding to catch his arse, and he ends up watching the ducks shite on the grass at the lake.
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