Pass some advice for your fellow Ranters here!

For the gentlemen on the site

Pick your keeper mate as the one with boobs the size and firmness of Kaiser rolls. While they may seem small now, when she hits middle age and beyond you will be the real winner


For the ladies on the site

Pick a man with a firm peen even if it is not the biggest. A dear friend commented the other day on this when observing "A quarter works a parking meter better that a large marshmallow". At my age firmness is a real plus.