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Let's write a song together - I'll start it off
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:52 am
Posted on 5/4/23 at 9:52 am
All my dogs are Sally
Named'em after their mama
We live with my woman and a fish named Katie, 6 miles south of Houma
Named'em after their mama
We live with my woman and a fish named Katie, 6 miles south of Houma
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 10:44 am
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Posted on 5/4/23 at 10:08 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Shitposting is my life
After my cat tore my Achilles
You losers are my brothers
Now all of you post some titties
After my cat tore my Achilles
You losers are my brothers
Now all of you post some titties
Posted on 5/4/23 at 10:12 am to TigerLunatik
Posted on 5/4/23 at 10:25 am to TigerLunatik
Posted on 5/4/23 at 11:15 am to paperwasp
Katie is not some aquarium fish
She's a brackish-loving bull shark
She swims to the porch and flaunts her fin, to make all the Sallys bark
She's a brackish-loving bull shark
She swims to the porch and flaunts her fin, to make all the Sallys bark
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 11:17 am
Posted on 5/4/23 at 12:03 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
One day Katie got a little close to shore
And Sally Number 3 got brave
Jumped teeth first into the pool and took Katie to her grave.
And Sally Number 3 got brave
Jumped teeth first into the pool and took Katie to her grave.
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 5/4/23 at 12:32 pm to TigerLunatik
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Now all of you post some titties
Posted on 5/4/23 at 12:42 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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LittleJerrySeinfield
you killed Katie this early in the song??
Posted on 5/4/23 at 12:45 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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you killed Katie this early in the song??
We're workshopping here. Can put that verse in later.
Posted on 5/4/23 at 1:27 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Ol' Katie was a bit of a legend
To the folks all around Houma
For she took out a couple of fishermen and my neighbor's prized llama.
To the folks all around Houma
For she took out a couple of fishermen and my neighbor's prized llama.
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 5/4/23 at 1:34 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Now my woman's folks and my family, too
Won't come to visit our shack
They're all afeared of being the next victim of a deadly shark attack.
Won't come to visit our shack
They're all afeared of being the next victim of a deadly shark attack.
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 5/4/23 at 2:08 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Guitar solo starts here
Posted on 5/4/23 at 2:08 pm to Old Sarge
Guitar solo ends here
Posted on 5/4/23 at 4:11 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Posted on 5/5/23 at 12:09 am to Harry Rex Vonner
We need a chorus and a bridge.
Posted on 5/5/23 at 9:01 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
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We need a chorus
One Sally just came up missing
Vanished in thin air
Checked with my neighbor Amos Moses, he hadn't seen hide nor hair
When Katie circled near the porch, I could have sworn she smiled
All my dogs are Sally
Including the one that we can't find
This post was edited on 5/5/23 at 9:02 am
Posted on 5/5/23 at 9:08 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
You're alright Little Jerry, I don't care what paperwasp and Lunatik say about you behind your back
p.s., my chorus idea runs counter to your killing off Katie idea
p.s., my chorus idea runs counter to your killing off Katie idea
This post was edited on 5/5/23 at 9:25 am
Posted on 5/5/23 at 9:23 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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I don't care what paperwasp and Lunatik say about you behind your back
Posted on 5/5/23 at 10:11 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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I don't care what paperwasp and Lunatik say about you behind your back
Posted on 5/5/23 at 8:25 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Amos Moses, he hadn't seen hide nor hair
That’s funny. I’ve had Jerry Reed’s voice singing this song in my hand.
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